USPS

I sent myself

a postcard

with an

already used

upside-down

one cent stamp.

Just for shits/giggles.

I addressed it to myself,

with the text,

"You are so cool,

I miss you!

Love,

Your secret admirer"

To my surprise, it worked.

But-

Now my mom is legitimately convinced

that I have somebody

pining after me.

And I wish I could say,

"Yeah Ma,

I guess some boy is all sorts of crazy for me"

Instead:

"This was just my lame attempt to commit fraud,

I'm still real lonely, Ma"