Karma

So,

a man, who we at the shop,

have come to become quite irritated by,

took, and later tried to purchase

evangelical literature

that we acquired

completely dishonestly

with a sob story and proper capitalization.

After we told him they weren't ours to sell,

he went to the bathroom, and

(although I think it's unrelated)

pissed all over the toilet seat,

and didn't flush.

I cleaned up that man's piss.

I guess that's what you call Karma.