Or at least Wikipedia.

My pseudo-dream

of becoming a pseudo-Milwaukee celebrity,

kind of like Brother Ron, the Jesus car guy,

(except less bigoted)

or like Expressionz Journal Raz,

(except less annoying)

or Frank "Pepperoni Cannoli" Cataldi,

(except with less spoiled meat)

became a little more within reach last night.

We will be the Tetris girls.

And we will go down in history.