Rain.

I am in the process
of buying umbrellas.
From thrift stores,
rummage sales,
anywhere that's cheap.

Because this is my plan,
and I don't know why.

I'm going to fill up a backpack
full of umbrellas.
And on a particularly rainy day,
I will walk down the street
and give an umbrella
to anyone walking
in the rain
without one.

And the rest of the day
they will wonder why
the fuck a girl
with a backpack full of umbrellas
gave them one.