Thursday, July 30, 2009

Whitnall

First day.
4:45 am.
Tripods. Hot box. Umbrellas.
Six graders. Punk asses.
Short shorts.

Break.

Went to a rummage sale on my break.
Lot's of old coins
and fake dollar bills.
One had Michael Jackson.

An old man, walked up to me
"Have you seen the Obama one?"
No.
Pulls out an envelope bulging with bills.
Michelle Obama 1,000,000$ bills.
Hands one to me.
"Is this for me?"

"Yes, don't usually give those out for free"


My first day on the job...
and I made a million bucks.

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