I play flute. Would that work?

In the first
2 hours
or so
of 2009
I have accomplishedthe following things;

1.Called
a dating hotline
with Cris
disguised as Cris
and we picked up a few chicks
or something
on the phone

2.Discussed
extensively
past episodes
of Hey Arnold
Because,
back in those days,
cartoons were good.

3.Weaseled
my way
out of being forced
to drink a gallon
of milk
in an hour.

4.Tried
really fucking hard
to not
make fun of Dick Clark
But, seriously.
Turn up his damned microphone.

2009, watch out.