Would you rather eat a panda or a koala? Equal portions.

Today I skipped school to go to Chicago, thus making me a bad role-model and official bad ass.


I decided next time I go to Chicago, I'm going to bring a burlap sack filled with 4$ in pennies to give to homeless people. The burlap sack will also have a huge $ printed in green on the side. I may or may not have a top hat on. I haven't decided yet.